Lyrics: “a cat in a hat”

All government officials love all of the people
(Just like a cop loves the ones that catch their bullets)
All of the TV stations love all of their viewers
Just like a mom on TV is really an actress
She kisses on the babies when the cameras are rolling
But when the camera stops or the show gets cancelled
She’s not their mommy anymore- in fact she never was
(But, if she works for the government, then you are who she loves)
If you believe that,   then here’s a magic hat

it makes you a cat      when you wear it backwards

If you believe that,   then here’s a magic hat
it makes you a cat      when you wear it up to bat
Hey, what about that mommy?
First, she was an actress and then became governor
Did favors for the CIA and now she’s moving upwards
to the federal level… as Supreme Court Justice,
She’s come a long way from that TV mother
The kids from her show, well, they grew up, too
I forget what happened to them- wait no, I never knew
and that’s probably because I never cared at all
But if you want to be cool, then better learn to pretend, y’all

If you believe that,   then here’s a magic hat
it makes you a cat      when you wear it backwards
If you believe that,   then here’s a magic hat
it makes you a cat      when you wear it up to bat
All government officials love all of the people
Just like the cop loves the ones that catch their bullets
If you believe that,   then here’s a magic hat
it makes you a cat      when you wear it backwards
If you believe that,   then here’s a magic hat
it makes you a cat      when you wear it up to bat
So, wait… are you saying that the new Supreme Court Justice
used to play a lady cop on TV, and when she was an actress playing that cop, then she loved all of the people that she shot
because cops work for the government?
If you believe that,   then here’s a magic hat
it makes you a cat      when you wear it backwards
If you believe that,   then here’s a magic hat
it makes you a cat      when you wear it up to bat

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