how lions should be more like daisies

  • The lion hunts. How primitive!?!?!

    It roars to intimidate the other lions. Why be such a bully?

    Lions should come to my etiquette training so they can be polite diplomats. Vegetarian lions are the most morally advanced so they have a seven percent higher chance of getting in to heaven. 

    On a related note, the stress hormone adrenalin is the root of all evil. God, what the heck were you thinking when you created adrenalin? You better get your behind down here right this minute and apologize before I spank you and send you to bed without dinner!

    In conclusion, lions should be more like daisies. I like daisies. I do not like lions. Thank you for your attention.

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