lyrics: “To need a savior, get a problem”

Every savior      must have someone       to save from a problem       how about a big one
 
The Circumcision of Christ

The Circumcision of Christ (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

You’re gonna go to hell when you die        if you don’t do   the things that we tell you
You’re gonna live in fear your whole life    until you join the club of the King Jews
There are some rules and also rewards        (like 2 parades and 30 virgins when you die)
English: Santa Claus as illustrated in , v. 52...

English: Santa Claus as illustrated in , v. 52, no. 1344 (December 3 1902), cover. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

First what we do is slice some skin off the end there-    everybody does it; it’s not hazing; it’s tradition
Next, here’s the system. We claim authority         over all people across the earth
God told Noah to bring order to the chaos      so we invented courts of organized violence
We call it justice, because it sounds better       but the bottom line is we use force to perform
whatever the judge orders the soldiers to do….   when we do it, it’s taxation- not extortion (that’s different!)
 We set up the Vatican to create a monopoly     by killing any Christian who commits usury
If you want a loan, then we can help you…                as long as you qualify
Every savior      must have someone       to save from a problem       how about a big one
hell or heaven   it’s just one or the other        so you better worry           about how to win
A man dressed up as Santa Claus fundraising fo...

A man dressed up as Santa Claus fundraising for Volunteers of America on the sidewalk of street in Chicago, Illinois, in 1902. He is wearing a mask with a beard attached. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

You’re gonna go to heaven if you’re good.      Santa Claus said so and I’m saying it again.
It’s in the Bible. Someone said it, then we wrote it down… and made some translations of the magic words you should worship
It’s not a myth, it’s more credible than science        but when science agrees, then we love to point that out
We block the rage of the masses then program contempt. The herds of human cattle obey to avoid their shame
Every savior      must have someone       to save from a problem       how about a big one
hell or heaven   it’s just one or the other        so you better worry           about how to win
how to get out of hell    then get in to heaven    cause wherever you are   is how it should not be
how it should be    is more important than reality     so reject your life    and struggle for our ideal
adult circumcision, drawing of a tomb/wall pai...

adult circumcision, drawing of a tomb/wall painting from Ankhmahor, Sakkara (Saqqarah), Egypt. Oldest known illustration of circumcision (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

You’re gonna go to hell when you die        if you don’t do   the things that we tell you

Every savior      must have someone       to save from a problem       how about a big one

You’re gonna go to hell when you die        if you don’t do   the things that we tell you

Every savior      must have someone       to save from a problem       how about a big one

English: plastibell circumcision day 5 postope...

English: plastibell circumcision day 5 postoperative (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

English: circumcision scar

English: circumcision scar (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

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