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Are there good reasons to hate stupid liars?

August 28, 2014

Reverend Fritschler’s message for today:

I just wanta be a smarter. The best way to live in heaven is to always be sincere and never say anything incorrect or wrong. Always abide in the abode of perfectionism and never playfully act stupid or say things that sound stupid, you fools!!! The stairway to heaven is always doing your best with a serious demeanor and if you mess that shit up be sure to worry and agonize over how stupid you are.

I for one am tired of all these little devil’s saying stupid jokes and acting stupid on purpose. Come on grow up and be serious and sincere for once and quit trying to act like an idiot. What an epidemic…

In summary the best way to be is a compulsive liar stuck in a mindset of impressing others and always do your best but if it doesn’t work out instead of whining like a bitch keep it real by playing a clown. Why can’t all these straight faced miserable human beings that I am surrounded by get the simplicity of heaven or the complication of struggling against the strong winds of opposition in the metaphorical hell?

I just wanta be a smarter.  The best way to live in heaven is to always be sincere and never say anything incorrect or wrong.  Always abide in the abode of perfectionism and never playfully act stupid or say things that sound stupid, you fools!!!  The stairway to heaven is always doing your best with a serious demeanor and if you mess that shit up be sure to worry and agonize over how stupid you are.  </p>
<p>I for one am tired of all these little devil’s saying stupid jokes and acting stupid on purpose.  Come on grow up and be serious and sincere for once and quit trying to act like an idiot.  What an epidemic…</p>
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JR replies:

  • FYI, I did not get the reference to strong winds [actually, yes, I did], but what I what I am really curious about is this:

    “In summary the best way to be is a compulsive liar stuck in a mindset of impressing others….”

    Taking the example of a four year old child who likes to dress up and pretend to be various interesting people such as Santa Claus, are you suggesting that such a child might be dressing up in order to influence how other people interact with the child? “Yeah, now you have to line up to even talk to me and then sit on my lap and ask me for favors! This is AWESOME! I am like a judge in the courtroom, right?”

  • J R Fibonacci Hunn Some women wear make-up and some men wear rings on their fingers. Do you think that they do these things for some reason other than impressing others?

    Is it ever useful or valuable to influence the perceptions or behaviors of others? For instance, consider someone who says “Hell no, I am not at all in to impressing other people. Don’t be ridiculous. That is the wrong way to be. I am compulsively the opposite of that wind, which, by the way, I would never light on fire if it happened to be coming out of my butt.”

  • J R Fibonacci Hunn I like to tell people how stupid it is for people to light their farts on fire and reassure them that I would never do something like that because that is probably just trying to impress others and I am already very arrogant so why would I need to do such a thing? Naivete is for young people and those with things still left to learn and I certainly have not been like that for months.
  • J R Fibonacci Hunn So anyway, you know what I really hate? No? Well, then I’ll just tell you.

    Not that I want to tell you. I am just doing it for your own good because that is the right thing to do and I am doing unto others how I would want them to do unto me. People have a duty to do the things that I think they have a duty to do, like in this case I simply must tell you what I really hate because I want you to know that I don’t mind either way. In other words, impressing you or influencing you has nothing to do with these words that I may or may not be using.

  • J R Fibonacci Hunn I hate liars. Like this one actor who played Napoleon Dynamite told me that when he was 4, he dressed up as a clown named Santa Claus and told fictitious stories to naive cows simply to warn them about the dangers of a certain haristyle called an afro.

    Disgusting right? Repulsive! Sickening! Disturbing! The dude needs to be given some serious medications and locked in a “correctional” warehouse so he can learn to have more respect for that one social prohibition against “thou shalt not lying.”

    You’re welcome. Oh, and I also hate people who do not appreciate me as much as I seem to think that they should. They SUCK!

parody on the language of propaganda: “that should be different, too!”

March 3, 2012

“that should be different, too”

A Grateful Tirade: ”that should be different, too”


NO NO NO! All of you are totally wrong, especially you, you, and definitely you and, last but certainly not least, me.

Nothing is as it should be. Everything is all wrong. I should know.

Wrong Is Right

Wrong Is Right (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Now, given that we all now agree that everything is totally wrong, it is absolutely, desperately imperative that we fix EVERYTHING, and right away, so that each thing can be some different form of how it should not be, entirely accidentally, and with no particular importance to anything that we have ever said or done….

Some of us may wish to start by changing the government or the financial system into ANYTHING other than how it should not be how it currently is. It still may not be how it obviously should be, of course, but at least it won’t be like THIS. EGAD!

That whole stupid idea of stupidity, of course, is totally stupid, but go for it if you like. Personally, I’ll leave all that to you and I’m going to go around trying to change the way that my ex spells the word should.

That’s right. She is spelling it totally wrong. It’s a scandal.

Listen closely: “shood.” Clearly, it was only some idiot that wood spell shood with an L! (She knowls who she is!)

We shood have nolticed this from the start, but, loolk, there is alsolulely nolthing about any of us that is how we shood be. Everything is exactly howl it shood not be, even the shape of the letter L… ESPECIALLY thalt! EGALD!

So, for VERY good reasons, I am very disappointed. I’m angry at how angry my ex was pretending not to be. I shood have saved her, but maybe it’s not too late… not yet, right?

I can wait. How soon is it until it’s too late to save the world from being exactly how it shood not be?

I’m only asking because I really shood get back to doing a few things around the little box in which I live. I’ve only got so much time, you know!

Anyway, after I fix the way that my ex spells shood uncorrectly and then almost make a sincere effort to attempt to try to save the world from the world real quick, I’d like to have a word with myself for a moment, young man:

I am very disappointed about how you have been pretending that the world should not be how it may actually be. It’s not the basic idea that it should not be how it should not be, because obviously it should not be how it obviously should not be.

It’s the WAY that you have been pretending that it should not be like this. I know that you know that I know what you are talking about, so do Anger Management

not go trying to play stupid with me, buddy, okay? I know ALL your tricks. I invented them ourselves.

So, we agree now that you should not be pretending in that particular WAY. It’s VERY disappointing… obviously!

Anyway, I’m sure you can fix it. You’ll probably do it wrong, of course, but I am sure that you COULD fix it.

You just won’t. You always refuse. You’re so stubborn sometimes, like especially about not agreeing with me about my particular way of seeing how the world should not be like it is. Then again, I suppose that is only to be expected… from someone like you!

published: Nov 26, 2009

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